Pro Tip of the Day: If you don’t put naked pictures of yourself on the Internet, be it Facebook, e-mail, Twitter, whatever… There won’t BE naked pictures of you on the Internet. Unless someone takes a picture of your face and photoshops it onto a naked person. This is a fact.
With a devastating story of broken trust, lies, deceit, hacking, and stupid girls whirling about the Internet, it seems like a good time to update our knowledge on protecting our naked bodies from, well, everyone else in the world. Surprisingly, it’s quite easy to do if you’re not a moron.
Step One:
Don’t take naked pictures of yourself. End of story? It should be. However, if you feel the need to do this, you probably also feel the need to share them with people. Once this occurs, you forfeit all rights to privacy. It doesn’t really matter if you send a personal e-mail to the person you hope will enjoy your nakedness; once they have your picture, there’s a chance that they’re going to want to show it to other people. Can you really trust them enough to keep it private? Probably not.
Good thinking, eh? But what if you are TRICKED into giving out your password to a social networking site? You most certainly can’t be at fault in this scenario, can you? Well, yeah. You can.
Step Two:
Don’t give out your password. In the story mentioned earlier, the perpetrator is portrayed as a “hacker,” using social engineering techniques to snag people’s password hints and reset their passwords. How did they accomplish this? Promiscuous girls with tiny brains simply handed over the information. Even if you think you’re talking to a friend, I cannot fathom a plausible reason to give someone your password information. That’s one of the first things you learn when you climb aboard the Internet.
Also, if this occurs, you must remember that you’ve already ignored Step One, which was not to put any compromising photos on the Internet in the first place. Had you followed this rule, you would not find your smiling, naked body on AdultFriendFinder advertisements around every Internet corner.
Step Three:
Once again, in the current event story of filthy Facebook hacking, the girls added a person they didn’t know on Facebook, and engaged him in conversation. Tough to feel bad for you at this point, ladies. If you weren’t acting like harlots, and adding any guy that requested it, you would most likely not find yourself in your current situation.
Was this guy wrong to do what he did? Yeah. Was it creepy? Sort of. Was it 100% his fault? Not by a long shot. Most of us don’t feel sorry for you, ladies. Sorry. 100% of comments I’ve seen on news sites so far, in reference to the current event, have been against you. You would have looked more intelligent by responding to a Nigerian prince offering to send you millions of dollars.
Try standing up for yourselves and resisting the urge to be an attention whore. Is adding a random guy you’ve never heard of and increasing your Facebook friend count really worth losing your privacy? You didn’t only let yourself and your family down, you let us down.
So now, whenever you see that picture of yourself on some adult website, just remember this one thing: It’s completely your fault that it’s there.
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